It's not........a movie.

Generally, I like the MCU. I don't think most of the entries are exceptional films by any means, but I do think they excel at create a solid world, playing around in it, and occasionally introducing moments of interesting conflicts or themes (see: Black Panther, Iron Man 3, and even Civil War).

This movie is as deep as a puddle. It's all surface, all gloss, and nothing underneath. I've never been a stickler for the three-act plot…