John and the Hole

John and the Hole ½

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This review may contain spoilers.

Sundance Review #3:
I think I just found my new least favorite movie. This was slow, dumb, not entertaining, not impacting, not anything really. It served nothing, it offered nothing, and it finished with a hollow feeling that I just watched people stuck in a hole for almost 2 hours.

Like seriously I get that he's a troubled kid and all that, but this little psychopath drugs and shoves his family in a hole for what seems like a week and has absolutely no remorse for his actions. The movie even makes me try to empathize with him as if cooking and serving a meal for your family who you are keeping in a hole makes up for everything. Boo-fucking-hoo he isn't good enough at tennis and doesn't really know how to make friends; this suburban saltine doesn't deserve my empathy or even my pity.

He's spineless, annoying, psychopathic, and completely uninteresting as a movie character.

Fuck this movie, watch it if you want to waste your time.