I've never related with an antagonist more than when Dennis Hopper screamed about beer. "Heineken!? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!" and "One thing I can't fucking stand is warm beer. It makes me fuckin' puke!" reverberated with me in a way I never expected.
Anyway, this might be my first (whole) David Lynch movie, and, uh… it was kind of annoying? It's like all of the world's most annoying English teachers got together and took acid then decided to…