Favorite films

  • Miller's Crossing
  • Days of Heaven
  • Young Frankenstein
  • 8½

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Recent reviews

  • The Thin Red Line

    The Thin Red Line


    This was the first Malick movie I ever saw, as a high schooler, in the theater, with no context for what to expect. It took me completely off guard, in a way that made me uncomfortable and dismissive at the time. But it stuck with me, and almost certainly completely changed how I thought about movies from that point on.

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things


    Leaving this as a reminder to myself of how deeply physically and emotionally uncomfortable I feel after watching anything Charlie Kauffman makes. Right down to the feeling of having watched a Robert Zemeckis movie.

Popular reviews

  • Away We Go

    Away We Go


    Good movie for dorky hipsters to watch while expecting a baby.

  • Deadwood: The Movie

    Deadwood: The Movie

    Ah, at last, back on my bullshit: rewinding scenes three times to decipher David Milch's dialog.