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  • The Meg

    The Meg


    God I Wish I Were A Fat Ass Shark.

  • God's Own Country

    God's Own Country


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Gheorghe resuscitating not only that baby sheep but also my Will to Live.

    Legends Only tbh.

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  • Escape from New York

    Escape from New York


    I would like Snake Plissken to [REDACTED] my [REDACTED].

    Good night.

  • Little Joe

    Little Joe


    My least favorite of the Hausner films I've seen to date (but that's no insult since Hotel and Lourdes were incredible).

    Loved the dissonant score and performances in this. Her films sure have a way of... sticking with you, don't they?

Popular reviews

  • Hobgoblins



    Hobgoblins: Ranked

    Halloween Watchathon 2019 - Film #136

    Hooptober requirement: The lowest rated film from the 80s that you can access. - 1/1 βœ“

    I'm not sure y'all... This wasn't very good but the lowest rated horror film of the 1980s? I'm gonna call bullshit on that lmao.

    Anyways, instead of putting any serious thought into reviewing this let me just say that hobgoblins can be added to the List of my monstrous children (along with Gremlins, Ghoulies, Critters, and…

  • Halloween



    Halloween: Ranked

    Halloween Watchathon 2018 - Film #55

    October Daily Horror Scavenger Hunt - Day 2

    Hooptober rule/requirement: 10 anniversary films - 9/10

    Don't know what to say. As I watch more and more cinema I keep waiting for this to fall in my favor but it's still my favorite film of all time even after all of these years.

    Already have at least 2 more viewings of this planned for the rest of the month (once on 10/10 or 10/11 in cinemas and the other the night or day that I go see Halloween (2018)) so maybe I'll have some more constructive thoughts later, sorry.