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  • The Meg

    The Meg

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    God I Wish I Were A Fat Ass Shark.

  • God's Own Country

    God's Own Country

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Gheorghe resuscitating not only that baby sheep but also my Will to Live.

    Legends Only tbh.

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  • King Kong

    King Kong

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    Definitely not as into this as I was at release but it's been ages. Surprisingly watchable in spite of all of the flaws There's really no reason for this to have been as bloated as it was and that isn't even factoring in the extended version.

    Adrien Brody is a charismatic black hole and I wish literally anybody else in the cast took his place in terms of focus.

  • The Last Exorcism Part II

    The Last Exorcism Part II

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    The Last Exorcism: Ranked

    I like Ashley Bell a lot but that's about it.

    I don't know what it was but the parts of this with Nell hanging out with her new friends felt a bit reminiscent of the edgy teen horror of the 90s or 00s. Something like The Rage: Carrie 2 or whatever? Kinda wish this doubled down on whatever was giving me those vibes lmao.

    The ending was probably the most laughable thing I've seen in a horror film in a long time.

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  • Hobgoblins

    Hobgoblins

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    Hobgoblins: Ranked

    Halloween Watchathon 2019 - Film #136

    Hooptober requirement: The lowest rated film from the 80s that you can access. - 1/1 βœ“

    I'm not sure y'all... This wasn't very good but the lowest rated horror film of the 1980s? I'm gonna call bullshit on that lmao.

    Anyways, instead of putting any serious thought into reviewing this let me just say that hobgoblins can be added to the List of my monstrous children (along with Gremlins, Ghoulies, Critters, and…

  • Halloween

    Halloween

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    Halloween: Ranked

    Halloween Watchathon 2018 - Film #55

    October Daily Horror Scavenger Hunt - Day 2

    Hooptober rule/requirement: 10 anniversary films - 9/10

    Don't know what to say. As I watch more and more cinema I keep waiting for this to fall in my favor but it's still my favorite film of all time even after all of these years.

    Already have at least 2 more viewings of this planned for the rest of the month (once on 10/10 or 10/11 in cinemas and the other the night or day that I go see Halloween (2018)) so maybe I'll have some more constructive thoughts later, sorry.