Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure ½

Sweet holy hell. There's a sequel, and it's a complete train wreck. Letterboxd won't properly allow a zero-star rating and, quite frankly, I never thought there could even be a film that would deserve it - a film so abysmal that it's a jaw-dropping notion that nobody involved would not destroy all material evidence that any part of it ever existed.

This is that film.