License to Wed ½

Even cameos by what seemed like a significant majority of The Office cast can't punch up this meandering turd of a film.

For perspective, the screenwriters include authors of Marmaduke and All About Steve, including one writer who is better known for his VFX work. So we're starting our journey from a basecamp below sea level.

Krasinski turns in another performance as Jim Halpert, Moore further demonstrates that she could only be seen as talented by her own parents, and Robin Williams - who, despite context, is given the potential for a fantastically dark and nuanced character - is unable to deliver much-needed laughs. There's nobody driving this vehicle, which for the sake of analogy you can picture as a rusted-out Yugo with only three wheels, one of which is a rectangle.

Hell, the title of this film doesn't even make sense.