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  • Stalker
  • Seven Samurai
  • Andrei Rublev
  • Close-Up

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  • Eight Below


  • Oldboy


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Recent reviews

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie


    Ocean man, take me by the hand
    Lead me to the land that you understand
    Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
    Is a real trip
    Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
    Soaking up the thirst of the land
    Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
    At the oberman
    Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
    To the childlike man
    Ocean man, the sequence of…

  • Morbius



    Two movies that Jared Leto is in:
    Requiem for a Dream

    One of them is a masterpiece and the other one is Requiem for a Dream

Popular reviews

  • Ivan the Incredible

    Ivan the Incredible


    How to become the ultimate Chad.

  • Stalker



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Stalker Review by Wiseguy76 *couldn’t come up with a better name

    “All your technology, all those blast furnaces, wheels, and suchlike hustle and bustle, so that people can work less and consume more, they're all crutches, artificial limbs. Mankind exists in order to - to create works of art. At least that's unselfish compared with all other human activities. Great illusions. Images of absolute truth. Are you listening to me, Professor?” - Writer (Stalker)

    If you know me or have…