You get a spin off! YOU gets a spin off! EVERYONE GETS A SPIN OFF!!

As The Conjuring Universe grows with it parent movies, the offshoots are beginning to come quick and fast with two Annabelle movies, an upcoming The Crooked Man movie and now The Nun (still waiting for The Clap Game full-feature). Having made her full debut in 2016’s The Conjuring 2, the demon Valak – aka The Nun – has risen in prominence within the franchise and…

The Predator is back! Again.

Everyone’s favourite funny-faced, dreadlocked hell alien returns to the big screen for the first time since 2010’s Predators and this time, one of the original 1987 movies cast is at the helm – Shane Black. Since that first Predator movie, there has been a slew of mediocrity leading to the hell-freezing Alien vs. Predator and its sequel Requiem, though Predators was a return to form of sorts. This iteration has a bunch of PTSD soldiers…

“I think it’s the falling snow that sets the killer off.”

Snigger. It’s a daft line.

Six years after the very good Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Tomas Alfredson returns with the big screen adaptation of Jo Nesbø’s The Snowman novel. One of eleven novels, the story follows detective Harry Hole (also…snigger) as he investigates various murders in Norway, all connected by a chilling (geddit?) calling card – a snowman.

The main crime is that The Snowman got greenlit for release.…

Compelling, rich and deep.

That’s just Colin Farrell’s beard.

Reuniting after The Lobster, Yorgos Lanthimos and Farrell deliver another strange blast of arty bizarreness with The Killing of a Sacred Deer – a movie that features no deer. Blending in themes of revenge, Ancient Greek mythology, fate and morality (for a few examples), the movie takes you on a strange trip and leaves you feeling strangely numb afterwards.

It’s a deliciously weird movie. But also a pretty solid one too.…