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  • Truck Turner

    Truck Turner


    November Slate 12/25

    "There's some pimp in their graves, who blew those pimps away? TRUCK TURNER!"

    A head-to-head fight between Isacc Hayes and Yaphet Kotto is honestly one of the most dangerous confrontations I can think of, and that's what makes this movie so goddamn amazing.

    A ridiculously tough skip tracer, TRUCK TURNER (you need to say it like that, guns down a vicious pimp and unexpectedly sets off a Pimp War to collect his head. Unfortunately, one of the…

  • Earth Girls Are Easy

    Earth Girls Are Easy


    November Slate 11/25

    1988 was inside a very strange time period where Jeff Goldblum was a hunk.

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  • Predator 2

    Predator 2


    Never really manages to be as good as the original, but it has it's moments. I kind of feel like the actual Gary Busey, the actor, would have given the Predator a better fight than his character did though.

    Also, the Predator in this movie really feels like a classless boor. The one in the first movie was kind of Bear Grylls-ish and used his tech sparingly and tried to fight up close. This piece of shit is firing off…

  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead


    Hoop-Tober 3.0 - Film 9 / 33

    The first thing I have to say about Night of the Living Dead is that it has aged fantastically. It avoids the pitfalls a lot of its contemporaries (and its own sequels, kind of) have where the horror bits that worked when the movie was created are ridiculously cheesy or outright comedic when viewed now. The best thing I can say about Night of the Living Dead is that it absolutely does not,…