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  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You


    First time I ever feel moderately guilty about using Amazon. Also: good movie imo

  • Moulin Rouge!

    Moulin Rouge!

    I've seen this movie like a thousand times and I'll never stop loving it, but sometimes I take a step back and I'm like, "Baz, buddy, do you really need THAT many cuts?" And then I drink some absinthe and cry about Satine.

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  • Heartstone



    I wanna watch an entire movie about the artistic sister who writes poetry about death and has what I assume is the best decorated room in all of Iceland.

  • Crimson Peak

    Crimson Peak


    "It's predictable."
    Fuck you.

    "It's not scary."
    Fuck you.

    "It cares more about style than substance."
    Fuck you.

    "It loses itself in the second act."
    Fuck you.

    "It's great."
    Right on.

    A delicious blend of romantic drama and haunted house films of an era long gone, with splashes of horror from a multitude of decades. It's beautiful, melancholy, and all too enjoyable to dismiss solely based on predictability. Assuming you allow the red snow to envelop you like a good old friend, you'll have a lovely time.