Juan

neurotic, excitable, queer latinx mess of a human being.

Favorite films

  • The Sound of Music
  • Rosemary's Baby
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

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  • Dual

  • You Won't Be Alone

    ★★★★★

  • Mark

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

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  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!

    jail for everyone involved

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★½

    5cream was so awful that i now want to apologize to ehren kruger because whatever issues i have with scr3am at least it’s a movie with some semblance of a soul and ideas with some actual potency

    not only wholesale steals from multiple scream movies without commenting on them or having a real sense of humor but like sincerely amazing to make a movie that is everything that it itself is attempting to be critical of

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  • Green Book

    Green Book

    ★★

    English teachers everywhere are gonna bust a nut when this hits home video because it’s an absolute wet dream of a “movie to show to my class that deals with Serious Issues in a non-confrontational and palatable way when I don’t have a lesson plan.”

  • Heartstone

    Heartstone

    ★★★½

    I wanna watch an entire movie about the artistic sister who writes poetry about death and has what I assume is the best decorated room in all of Iceland.