Favorite films

  • Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
  • Rosemary's Baby
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar

Recent activity

  • Stop Making Sense


  • A Haunting in Venice


  • Death on the Nile


  • Satanic Hispanics

Recent reviews

  • Stop Making Sense

    Stop Making Sense


    this five millionth viewing of stop making sense has really emphasized one thing: steve scales is so fucking HOT

  • A Haunting in Venice

    A Haunting in Venice


    i hope branagh keeps making these silly little poirot films forever because truly each one has been better than the last

    recently complained about those Camera Mounted On Actor Moving With Them shots (just learned this is called Snorricam??? stupid name) because they’re largely lazy/out of place but the way branagh intercuts between those and shots that perfectly mimic first person pov survival horror to emphasize a drug induced paranoia is EXQUISITE

    truly that bit was the moment that sealed…

Popular reviews

  • Green Book

    Green Book


    English teachers everywhere are gonna bust a nut when this hits home video because it’s an absolute wet dream of a “movie to show to my class that deals with Serious Issues in a non-confrontational and palatable way when I don’t have a lesson plan.”

  • Jackass Forever

    Jackass Forever

    i sincerely believe that jackass has done more for the queer community than any piece of gay media in the twenty-first century