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  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    ★★★★

    First time I ever feel moderately guilty about using Amazon. Also: good movie imo

  • Moulin Rouge!

    Moulin Rouge!

    I've seen this movie like a thousand times and I'll never stop loving it, but sometimes I take a step back and I'm like, "Baz, buddy, do you really need THAT many cuts?" And then I drink some absinthe and cry about Satine.

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  • Heartstone

    Heartstone

    ★★★½

    I wanna watch an entire movie about the artistic sister who writes poetry about death and has what I assume is the best decorated room in all of Iceland.

  • Crimson Peak

    Crimson Peak

    ★★★★½

    "It's predictable."
    Fuck you.

    "It's not scary."
    Fuck you.

    "It cares more about style than substance."
    Fuck you.

    "It loses itself in the second act."
    Fuck you.

    "It's great."
    Right on.

    A delicious blend of romantic drama and haunted house films of an era long gone, with splashes of horror from a multitude of decades. It's beautiful, melancholy, and all too enjoyable to dismiss solely based on predictability. Assuming you allow the red snow to envelop you like a good old friend, you'll have a lovely time.