Candyman ★★

Candyman playing “shameika” from fetch the bolt cutters on vinyl in the white lady art critic’s house while the protagonist explains how white ppl gentrify and then starts questioning whether he has become candyman is about as subtle as that movie got (which is to say not at all)

anyway shout out to the group of TWELVE teenage white girls at my screening who were clearly the target audience for this movie that stops every five minutes to explain various forms of racism to you

just kind of a bad movie that keeps digging itself deeper into its grave the more characters open their mouths to talk

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