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  • The Amazing Transplant
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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★

  • Little Sisters

    ★★★

  • Pariah

    ★★★★

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★½

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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★

    Pretty much exactly as I imagined a critically-acclaimed, lesbian, foreign, (literal) art film would be. Lots of pauses between lines and longing looks that build up to a “kiss already” frustration. But that’s not so bad! It was very pleasant. There was also the nice surprise of the servant character and her subplot, which I loved. And some beautiful shots, of course. As I’m feeling sickened by this hateful, rotten, pro-death country, it was a good time to watch a movie where everyone is nice to each other and there are basically no men.

  • Little Sisters

    Little Sisters

    ★★★

    Lots of options for multi-person sex scenes, with the best being an all-male monk orgy where one guy has a parrot head and a green dick. There was too much gang rape for me, but there were some engaged, and some delightfully un-engaged, performances that I liked. No idea what to make of the dorky ending. It qualifies as a Girl Gang movie.

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  • Pi

    Pi

    ★★★½

    I give this movie about 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989
    stars.

  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers

    Invasion of the Body Snatchers

    ★★★★★

    The thing Brooke Adams does with her eyes in this movie might be my favorite thing anyone has done in any movie.