What the ever loving nonsensical fuck was that?
It makes zero sense and the more I think about it the dumber it gets.
It feels like a bloated short film that had some Christmas stuffed shoved into it to fit this holiday theme the film series is trying desperately to make work.
Holy shit guys!
They did it!
They made a Spider-Man that's worse than 3 or Amazing 2.
MJ refuses to enter the Washington Monument because slaves built it.
A random girl says she wants to fuck Thor.
The twist is so painfully obvious I figured it out about 20 minutes in.
The spider suit has a built in Siri... it's soooooo funny
Pepper shows up and she may or may not get engaged to tony stark
Aunt Mae dresses and…