Amazing that just 30 seconds of Ricky Gervais being Ricky Gervais can almost completely ruin a film.
Despite that, this was really lovely.
There's a bit near the start where Freddie idly plays the piano part of Bohemian Rhapsody and when someone compliments it he basically looks straight in to the camera and says "I think it has potential..." And that's basically the whole film. This is like if someone typed Freddie Mercury biopic in to a machine and this got churned out. Everything proceeds exactly like you expect. But the music is good and the bit with his dad at the end nearly made me cry because my brain is broken. Shit.
"why did you do this?"
"You tell me"
"Because you hate us!"
This film hates you, Jane Arden is an inch from your face and she's screaming in to it.
The most excruciating film I have ever seen. It's impossible for me to describe because I'm a dumb person but...
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