Favorite films

  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence
  • Your Name.
  • Starship Troopers
  • The Matrix

Recent activity

  • Catch Me If You Can


  • Once Upon a Time in America


  • Nope


  • Airplane II: The Sequel


Recent reviews

  • Catch Me If You Can

    Catch Me If You Can


    An extremely entertaining film that absolutely flies by with its incredible pacing. Not Spielberg's best or the one I feel the most attached to but it is certainly a brilliant ride.

    Steven Spielberg Ranked

  • Once Upon a Time in America

    Once Upon a Time in America


    "I think films are long when they bore you, a 3 hour 40 minute film can seem to be a one hour film, a 1 and a half hour film may seem one of 5 hours. The truth lies somewhere in between" - Sergio Leone

    Leone's final film is the first I've seen from him that I really connected to. Every moment so brilliantly paints a portrait of the lives of these criminals and it raises some interesting scenes that…

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Every moment feels almost entirely engineered for the purpose of making people point at the screen and say "reference?" So much of this film is built around the hype of actors to the point that it was considered a spoiler to even know that certain actors were in this film. From the faux emotional stakes to some of the ugliest shots I've seen generated in a computer I hated so fucking much of this film.

    A couple of moments bring…

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow


    2021 Ranked

    I would have thought that I'd at least get the mildest kick out of this. I've been put off of MCU movies for a while, so after I finished WandaVision earlier in the year I swore off the MCU until the next film came out, hoping I'd regain at least a surface level of entertainment for the series. Clearly that did not work.

    Black Widow is one of the most uninteresting, uninspired and just flat out boring films I've seen…