Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 2012

  ★★★ Rewatched 25 Sep 2023

  The Hobbit was the second real book I read as a little boy bc I played The Hobbit video game w/ my older brother & someone in my family - my father or have my grandfather - said “that’s not The Hobbit, this is The Hobbjt,” and gave me their copy to read

  anyway, I was fuckin stoked when this shit got announced dude. a Hobbit movie? by the kiwi guy? and it’s gonna be a trilogy??? ok that’s kinda weird…

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Sep 2023

  • “we are shitting on a field of victory”
  • “thus passes denethor” as he runs a fucking marathon on fire
  • frodo barely recognzing who legolas is after getting so hyped by everybody else
  • aragorn lookin like he’s marrying legolas at the end instead of arwen

Popular reviews

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  Lightyear 2022

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  buzz lightyear looking like he’s about to turn the bodycam off

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  The Passion of the Christ: Resurrection

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  "plot kept under wraps"