I feel voxish
The Hobbit was the second real book I read as a little boy bc I played The Hobbit video game w/ my older brother & someone in my family - my father or have my grandfather - said “that’s not The Hobbit, this is The Hobbjt,” and gave me their copy to read
anyway, I was fuckin stoked when this shit got announced dude. a Hobbit movie? by the kiwi guy? and it’s gonna be a trilogy??? ok that’s kinda weird…
• “we are shitting on a field of victory”
• “thus passes denethor” as he runs a fucking marathon on fire
• frodo barely recognzing who legolas is after getting so hyped by everybody else
• aragorn lookin like he’s marrying legolas at the end instead of arwen
"plot kept under wraps"