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  • Jason X

    Jason X


    Might be somewhat entertaining if it didn't look so ugly and cheap. The laser tag arena this was filmed on looks fun, though.

    Its only accomplishment is somehow being more sexist than the ones from the 1980s.

  • Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

    Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday


    The goriest of the series so far. I like how they pay homage to the practical makeup effects of The Evil Dead (though actually having the Necronomicon and dagger show up is a bit much). Unfortunately, they also decided to do so by introducing a bunch of possession nonsense.

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  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Some initial thoughts. Be warned: spoilers abound.

    I went into this movie blind. I'm not quite sure how, but I managed to avoid all trailers and information about it, aside from the actors' names.

    And you know what? It was worth it. The first act of this movie is pretty fantastic. It's got just enough of the original trilogy in its DNA (desert planet, dark Jedi villain, cute little droid) to feel like Star Wars while still feeling fresh at…

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The best lines in the movie are "Shit!" and "None of this makes sense!" I wonder if Joss Whedon inserted those late into production when he realized what he had made.

    Age of Ultron is a fitting climax to Phase 2 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, as it's like all the other movies that have been released since the first Avengers film (with the exception of Captain America: Winter Soldier): it's loud, incoherent, all the interesting subtext is underdeveloped, and…