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Scarface 1983
apologies to any filmbros this might offend. i know my low ratings of "classics" may get annoying but holy shit i am clearly not the audience for this type of thing. i stg i wanna watch these super well-known gangster/mobster movies just to feel the least knowledgeable in the field of film but most of them are like 2 and a half to 3 hours long and they're always so gd BORING i end up fast forwarding through the whole thing bc i just can't wait for it TO END why do people rate these so highly i'll never understand
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American Beauty 1999
this movie absolutely did not age well in any way and anyway why the fuck would a movie about some gross middle aged man wanting to fuck an underage girl win best picture anyway i stg
it made me laugh a little at certain points so it gets an extra half star but in general i couldn't really tell you anything else i liked because everything felt so cringeworthy and pretentious
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La Dolce Vita 1960
after failing to see what was so great about 8 1/2, i decided to watch this and... yeah... i think i can safely say this kind of movie is not my cup of tea
can't stand the dubbing, or the lack of a coherent plot, or the main character, or the way women are treated, which... now that i think about it... were my main issues with 8 1/2 too....... there might be a pattern here
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Maleficent: Mistress of Evil 2019
excruciatingly boring and clichéd. i'd like to thank the oscars for giving this a nom and thereby forcing me to actually watch it