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  The Devil's Hand 1961

  ★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2022

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  Despite this being about a satanic cult worshiping the great devil god Gamba, this reminds me a lot of the Christains I had contact with whenever I was younger. Growing up in a Mennoite church practically from birth till about the age of twelve or thirteen, I was able to get a full understanding of how they operate. And to be frank, they ain’t that different from these people in this cult that this film offers. In the film, Frank…

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  The Cabin in the Woods 2011

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Jan 2022 2

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  “I’m going to go read a book with pictures.”

  I did not expect this film to be this good. The only knowledge that I have of this movie is the skit done in the film Scary Movie 5. I went into this with the idea that, if this was anything like the horror I saw in The Cabin In The Woods skit in Scary Movie 5, then there would be a good chance that I would heavily enjoy this. And…

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  Skal - Fight for Survival 2023

  ★ Watched 03 Oct 2023

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  “Video games?”

  At the time of writing this review, this film was not in Letterboxd’s database. Bummed that I can’t spread the word about this film, but I guess it’s a good thing because I didn’t really care for this film in an overall sense. A few of the reasons I didn’t like it ended up being reasons why I didn’t end up thinking this film was utter dog shit, while some of the shit that I actually liked ended…

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  Halloween 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Oct 2023

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  “It hides my ugliness.”

  Black is my favorite color. I suppose black hides my ugliness the way a mask would. I remember giving that as an answer to the question, “What is your favorite color?” They then proceeded to tell me that black is the absence of color. That black has no color at all. Therefore, black isn’t a color. Now when I first heard this, I didn’t really think much of it. That was until I looked at my…

Popular reviews

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  Gone with the Wind 1939

  ½ Watched 09 Jan 2021 12

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  So you mean to tell me I spent nearly four hours, just to watch this girl spend most of the movie wanting to marry a guy that clearly didn't want her, then realized she didn't love him (well not really because you know, she just can't let go), then proceeds to want to marry a guy who said before that he isn't the marrying type? Then they have a kid, who eventually dies, then after Butler gets drunk one night…

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Dec 2021 22

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  The night before I saw this in theaters, I looked at the cast of this film on Letterboxd. It had both Tobey Maguire, and Andrew Garfield listed as cast members, and I didn’t know if what I saw was true. So many people were raving about the possibility of all three generations of Spider-Mans in one film, and a huge part of me didn’t think that such an event could happen. But the second Andrew came on the screen, you…