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  • Corporate Animals

    Corporate Animals

    ★★★★

    "There's no I in team but if you switch the letters around team spells meat"

    Incredible Edibles CEO Lucy(Demi Moore) and tour guide Brandon(Ed Helms) lead her mostly disgruntled staff on an ill advised group bonding trip to a cave somewhere in New Mexico. A cave-in leaves the group trapped underground for days with no food, water, or any hope of being rescued. Hungry and feverish, the group starts to turn on eachother. Which leads to cannibalism, office politicking, colorful…

  • Lace Crater

    Lace Crater

    ★½

    Ruth has sex with Casper the friendly ghost's more intellectual older ghost brother during a weekend getaway with her friends. Cool premise, right?

    The initial meeting between ghost bro and Ruth was very nonchalant. No screaming, she just lays on the bed and starts casually talking to a ghost wrapped from head to toe in potato sack like threads. She asks important questions like "Do ghosts defecate?" and "does he have actual skin?". Turns out he does! He unwraps the…

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  • Haunt

    Haunt

    ★★★★

    Haunt is another one of those Halloween themed extreme haunt/amusement park type of films that have become popular recently. It's in a category with films like Hellfest, Bloodfest, American Frightfest, Extremity, and The Funhouse Massacre. Haunt has one thing over most of these other films and that's the fact that it's actually creepy. It's more subtle than others of it's type in a sense. Focusing more on the group of kids trying to survive the maze of death as well…

  • Us

    Us

    ★★★★½

    Jordan Peele is my new favorite writer/director! Lupita Nyong'o should be nominated for an award for her dual performance. Winston Duke was funny as hell. The entire cast had their time to shine and chewed up the scenery as much as possible. Fast paced, tense, and funny throughout. Easily another top 10 candidate at the end of the year.

    Jordan Peele is 2 for 2 so far in my book. Can't wait to see what he does with the Candyman remake!!!

    9.5 out of 10