"What the hell am I looking at?!"

Favorite films

  • Dust Devil
  • Starship Troopers
  • THX 1138
  • In the Mouth of Madness

Recent activity

  • Cast a Deadly Spell


  • Crank


  • Eraser


  • Saving Face


Pinned reviews

  • Phenomena



    *Donald Pleasence points laser at penis*

  • Crash



    ...and then James Spader wants to crash again, he's out wrecking more cars with his horny buddies. Then he's in the back seat for some more full penetration. Car crash, jumps in the back seat, full penetration. Crash, penetration, crash, penetration, crash.... full penetration, crash, penetration...and this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of...ends.

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Popular reviews

  • The Prince of Egypt

    The Prince of Egypt

    Remember kids; genocide is totally fine as long as it's a Judeo-Christian God swinging the sword!


  • The Room

    The Room


    Almost certainly the worst film I have ever seen, but experiencing Tommy Wiseau's feted magnum opus for the first time in a packed screen at the Prince Charles Cinema, complete with raining spoons and cries of "Shut the door!", was a thoroughly enjoyable way of spending an evening.