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  • Maradonia: The Shadow Empire
  • Skeleton Man
  • Super Mario Bros.
  • The Making of Oblivion

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  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    ★★

  • Collateral

    ★★★★★

  • Blade

    ★★★★

  • Serenity

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  • Ghost in the Shell

    Ghost in the Shell

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this movie sucks ass. it wants so hard to be a Smart Adaptation and aims squarely at the naysayers who turn their nose up at anything that isn't the original japanese property and falls on its ass all the harder for it. instead of being major kusanagi the main character is named major killian. kill is right there in the name, you see. it's symbolic.

    this movie copies the intro of the original film shot for shot. this is already…

  • Hail, Caesar!

    Hail, Caesar!

    ★★★★★

    would that it were so simple!!!!!