alex

Love watching films and love giving my unasked opinion on them!

Favorite films

  • Scream
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Charlie's Angels
  • Smiley Face

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  • Failure to Launch

    ★★★½

  • Herbie Fully Loaded

    ★★★★

  • Shotgun Wedding

    ★★★★

  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

    ★★★★★

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    i’ll send you a copy BAM! bitch went down! i’ll send you a copy BAM! Sid! SUPER BITCH! you are so cool!

  • Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

    Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

    ★★★★½

    i can’t believe this movie belongs to gay stoners now.

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  • Failure to Launch

    Failure to Launch

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    it’s insanity for a grown ass man (who still lives with his parents, mind you) to guilt trip his parents into feeling bad for hiring a girl to date him so that he can finally leave their house like kathy bates shoulda definitely beat matthew mcconaughey’s ass.

  • Herbie Fully Loaded

    Herbie Fully Loaded

    ★★★★

    The Fast & Furious franchise ain’t got shit on this.

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  • Dumplin'

    Dumplin'

    ★★★★★

    I, too, listen to Dolly Parton music whenever I feel lost and need guidance.

  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

    How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

    ★★★★★

    You know what’s a romcom trope that’s rarely used? When two soulmates use each other but end up falling in love. We need to bring that type of chaotic shit back.