alex

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Love watching films and love giving my unasked opinion on them!

Los Angeles, CA

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Scream 1996

★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Oct 2022

i’ll send you a copy BAM! bitch went down! i’ll send you a copy BAM! Sid! SUPER BITCH! you are so cool!
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 2004

★★★★½ Rewatched 23 Mar 2022

i can’t believe this movie belongs to gay stoners now.

Failure to Launch 2006

★★★½ Rewatched 30 Jan 2023

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

it’s insanity for a grown ass man (who still lives with his parents, mind you) to guilt trip his parents into feeling bad for hiring a girl to date him so that he can finally leave their house like kathy bates shoulda definitely beat matthew mcconaughey’s ass.
Herbie Fully Loaded 2005

★★★★ Rewatched 29 Jan 2023

The Fast & Furious franchise ain’t got shit on this.

Dumplin' 2018

★★★★★ Watched 07 Dec 2018

I, too, listen to Dolly Parton music whenever I feel lost and need guidance.
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 2003

★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Jan 2023

You know what’s a romcom trope that’s rarely used? When two soulmates use each other but end up falling in love. We need to bring that type of chaotic shit back.