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  • Temptation of the Mask

    Temptation of the Mask

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    Nasty, weird, cruel, a mix of absurdly hot and unwatchably nasty - everything you could want from one of Sato's gay films. The stuff he consistently pulls off on porno production value never fails to amaze me.

  • The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

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    This is the most 2011 PS3 cutscene movie ever made

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  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die

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    Impossibly grating - half of it is horrible self-aware anti-comedy, the other half is sub New Yorker political cartoon commentary, stuffed with hits like Steve Buscemi wearing a "Keep America White Again" MAGA hat and shuffling zombies staring at their glowing iPhones muttering "Wiiiifiiii" and "Siiiiiriiiii". How did this get in competition??

  • Fireworks

    Fireworks

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    Fun fact: if you were horny and gay and incredibly kinky in 1947 you had to make a whole movie instead of just writing anime fanfiction like a normal person.