Michelle Parsons

Just a movie-loving X-ray tech from Canada!

Favorite films

  • Dawn of the Dead
  • GoodFellas
  • The Thing
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

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  • Knock Off

    ★★★★

  • Cyclone

    ★★★

  • Must Love Dogs

    ★★½

  • The Back-Up Plan

    ★★½

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  • Knock Off

    Knock Off

    ★★★★

    As I said to Lou as we were watching the finale, I don’t know who was wetter during this- me or JCVD 😉🔥💦

    I enjoyed the absolute hell out of this! I loved the camera angles (JCVD’s foot cam just about killed me 😂), JCVD running around in his undies, and all the crazy stunts! I enjoyed this so much I bought a DVD copy halfway through the movie.

    If you had told me Jean-Claude Van Damme, Rob Schneider AND Paul Sorvino were all in the same movie I wouldn’t have believed it!!! Crazy!!!

  • Cyclone

    Cyclone

    ★★★

    At a running time of just shy of 2 hours, it’s way too long for this kind of movie. That being said, there were a few times I cheered, and I learned that sharks will always bite you square in the ass first. 🤣

    Watching this with Lou made it much better than it should have been. ;)

    Shout out to Hugo Stiglitz’ magnificent beard. ;)

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