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  • What Keeps You Alive

    What Keeps You Alive


    It has gay women who use weapons and fight so automatic four stars.

  • Atomic Blonde

    Atomic Blonde


    Yeah seriously this is a good movie. It has a woman, who is attracted to other women, and she fights people, and so there's gay women, but it's not a depressing art film about how sad being gay is. This is my only criteria. People who care about other things would note that the stunts are good and the writing is snappy.

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    On my way to see this film, I was crossing the street as a pedestrian and was struck and knocked into the air by a man driving an SUV, who was not paying attention. I landed on my back, luckily not shattering any bones, and the EMTs cleared me to go, so I went and saw this movie. Seeing the movie was by far the worst experience of the night. This movie is worse than being hit by a car. I am not using hyperbole.

  • Interstellar



    I really like this film because it's about a woman with dad issues who is somehow connected to Matthew McCounaghey and she invents hyperspace. It's a larger genre than you'd think.