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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    I am well and truly shocked by how good this is. I went in wanting and expecting fun monster battles and got that plus some batshit wild genre mashing. It blend sci-fi, horror, and fantasy beautifully into something entirely its own. Easily the best MonsterVerse flick since the untouched classic that is Godzilla 2014. Also has a Blade Runner sounding score which rules. Just a fucking blast.

  • The Spine of Night

    The Spine of Night


    Seriously one of the coolest fantasy films I’ve ever seen. Remarkably original while wearing its influences on its sleeve. Bonus points for the neat Fellowship of the Ring homage.

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