"You're not born a gay, you're born again" is literally the best movie quote in the history of movie quotes.
Oh, and the movie's pretty good too.
The first third of this movie actually ain't half-bad.
The second third of the movie is the worst comic book movie ever made.
The final third of the movie is extremely middle-of-the-road but kinda fun.
When you think about it, this movie averages out to be about as middle-of-the-road as the last third.
Or it's a complete disaster, whatever boats your float.
This was tough to rate. I like a lot of the ideas set up in this movie and it makes me excited for what's to come, but other than that, this is just... okay. I liked the overall camaraderie of the the team, but the villain was another big grey guy, the plot was extremely predictable, and the climax was exactly like every other DC film in this universe. This would get only two stars from me if I hadn't…
As Merlin would say, "Fuckin spectacular!"
Kingsman is great. Excellent casting, awesome fight scenes, and so much style and personality that it makes modern James Bond films look boring. I thought the ending was a bit abrupt, and I wish Mark Strong's character Merlin had more action scenes, but other than that, this film was a blast. I absolutely loved Colin Firth in his first action role, and Taron Egerton made an impressive debut as Eggsy. The action scenes were…