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  • The Fascist

    The Fascist

    ★★

    not bad, wasn't all that funny though. tognazzi doesn't have the charisma to carry a film like sordi or totò

  • Samurai Rebellion

    Samurai Rebellion

    ★★★★

    hot damn, this came out of nowhere. best samurai movie i've seen. it's quite straightforward, paced excellently; even the first 75% of it which is mostly dialogue was still interesting. that third act though, wowee. even without his beard, mifune is the boi

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★

    i'll perform this review as a stream of consciousness poem:

    it's shiny, oh harrison ford, nostalgia,
    my mum never loved me,
    blind jared leto? my girlfriend hates me,
    cruel fate, hey, it's that lady from house of cards,
    'vote lib dem' says no one, how long is this movie?
    i haven't seen house of cards,
    it's shiny, but the core is rotten,
    this film didn't live up to expectations.

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    Pierce Brosnan is so good at singing!!!