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The Cabin in the Woods 2011
is this movie dumb? yes. did i have an incredible amount of fun watching it? also yes.
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The House That Jack Built 2018
If I'm going to force myself through von Trier's indulgent narcissistic rant there may as well be better gore. Nonetheless, it's competent, and I actually really like the way it's formatted.
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The Goldfinch 2019
If I wasn't a fan of the book I wouldn't have known what was happening. Theo is not portrayed as enough of stupid homoerotic simp. Not enough Kotku.
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Rebel in the Rye 2017
I just remember when Hoult said "you like jaaazzzz" and I had to explain to my 62 year old father why that made me laugh and how it related to bees.
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Antichrist 2009
I would have liked this movie a lot more if I wasn't forced to see Willem Dafoe's penis.
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Cloud Atlas 2012
I don't know why I've seen this film multiple times, but every single time I get really creeped out by the weird yellow face. I get what they were going for, but the SFX did not turn out well.
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