Ryan Grove

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I have come here to eat pie and watch movies. And I’m all out of pie.

Portland, OR

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Sorcerer 1977

★★★★½ Rewatched 21 May 2021

You will watch a truck inch across a bridge for 6 minutes and you’ll love every second of it. And then you’ll watch a second truck inch across the same bridge for 6 more minutes and you’ll love every second of that too.
Godzilla: King of the Monsters 2019

½ Watched 12 Feb 2021

One day, in kindergarten, I pooped my pants right before recess and was afraid to tell anyone, and I tried going on the slide but the poop in my pants made it so I couldn’t slide down, and the other kids behind me on the slide were confused and upset with me, and I was sad and embarrassed and had to scoot down the slide bit by bit while pretending there was a rational non-poop-related explanation for why my butt…

RRR 2022

★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2023

I didn’t know movies were allowed to be this much fun.
Real Life 1979

★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2023

“Only six of these cameras were ever made. Only five of them ever worked. We have four of those.”