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The Way Back 2020
Sometimes it’s fun to watch a movie where everyone in it clearly thought they’d get Oscar noms and then the movie winds up being boring and trite
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Water Lilies 2007
There was a lot I liked about this movie and a few things I didn’t, but unfortunately the entire time I watched it I could only think about two things:
1. An amazon review of this film by a man named Casan that read simply, “Nice to watch over and over. The bodies are sensual, as are emotions.” This movie almost entirely features underage girls, often changing in and out of bathing suits with a lot of emphasis on their… -
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 1997
There is a joke where Austin farts in a hot tub and then says a dumb rhyme after and then a hot woman goes “that was beautiful” and it is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.