after my sudden departure from Rocket Jump Studios, my mission has been to review every film about unlawful employee termination

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  • Andrei Rublev

    Andrei Rublev

    Not a film I can confidently rate, but did I enjoy it? No.

    Oh I hear you, I want to punch me in the face too.

    Fuck it, I don't like Tarkovsky! There I said it!

  • Pretend It's a City

    Pretend It's a City


    This show obviously wasn't literally made for me but holy fuck it's made for me!!!

Popular reviews

  • Too Fast

    Too Fast

    reviewing this so that the stretched jpeg of Randall Park shows up on everyone's homepage

  • Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

    Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

    this is no longer the gut-punching and unrelentingly emotional story I thought it was 17 years ago