• The Shawshank Redemption

    The Shawshank Redemption


    A classic! It’s fantastic! And the family guy parody was pretty good too

  • The Expendables

    The Expendables


    Channel orange>blonde
    Pyramids is franks best song don’t even try to argue that 
    Maybe pink matter or super rich kids
    Blonde is great but it doesn’t hold a candle to channel imo

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Yea, it’s mid.
    And yeah, I’ve never seen it.

  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    Total ass not even worth a real review 
    The main character is so incredibly unlikeable 
    Bad, no good *smacks nose with newspaper*

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    Okay alright so now that hype is down let’s be real
    Endless fan service Carried this movie through the box office and while I thinks it completely fine for people to get excited about it there is still stuff wrong with this movie 
    Mainly some of the plot just goes around all over the place, plus they reuse lots of shots from previous Spider-Man movies for the returning bad guys
    I highly doubt marvel didn’t have the budget to make…

  • Get Out

    Get Out


    This movie is just as good as the broccoli cheddar bread bowl from Panera bread 
    And it comes with chips and an apple

  • Nope



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    My first review from my new iPhone, a milestone nonetheless
    I’m gonna start this review by inciting the masses 
    I liked this more then get out
    That really has nothing to do with get out, get out is an incredible movie that launched Jordan peeles career into a whole new level, it’s just that I think this movie is so good too and there are elements here that really stuck to me
    Such as the giant monster trope
    Big kick…

  • Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel

    Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel


    If you are in your mid 20s you probably have had an experience just like the pauses in this special
    Rothaniel (yes im calling him by that its his name and i can choose to do so if want) is improvising a lot here and its obvious how a lot of the material here has an effect on him. His coming out was one of the best ive seen in a reality setting, its very genuine and the crowd reaction…

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


    I loved the morbius crossover with venom and the silver surfer, i can’t believe iron man killed batman

  • 17 Again

    17 Again

    17 again is zac efroms worst movie
    Do NOT watch this movie you will want to shove zac in a locker if you do
    Movie starts pretty simple, troy bolton is at the last game of high school about to shoot a hoop (yes hes still playing basketball) then his girlfriend is pregnant cause they werent practicing abstinence and then he bails to start a family with her and sell boner pills, grows up into chandler and his wife and…

  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Bill murray dies at the end 
    Incredible performance
    Needed more owen wilson

  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year

    High School Musical 3: Senior Year


    Finally, after 2 huge release on the small screen 
    Troy and his hair and his friends all get a big time movie theater release 
    And what do they bring for it? 
    Some kinda dumb shit, so many songs are reused over and over again that any little bits of interest i had in troy and gabriellas romance which btw, is at the weakest in the series, any care 
    There are still some bangers, i want it all is a fucking…