✨ christie ✨

woman who does shit (sometimes) and doesn't do shit (other times)

Favorite films

  • Guinea Pig 4: Devil Woman Doctor
  • Guinea Pig 4: Devil Woman Doctor
  • Guinea Pig 4: Devil Woman Doctor
  • Guinea Pig 4: Devil Woman Doctor

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  • Only God Forgives

    ★★★½

  • Crimes of the Future

    ★★★★½

  • The Evil Dead

    ★★★½

  • Gummo

    ★★★★★

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  • Only God Forgives

    Only God Forgives

    ★★★½

    put this on bc i wanted something obvious and pretty to look at while high and it delivered. definitely better to me than my last crack at it years ago, precisely because of how profoundly fucked up everything surrounding kristin scott thomas is. while drive doesn’t work for me because the stoic, laboured refn dialogue juxtaposed with lots of stock criminal dialogue creates a mismatch, KST as the sole talkative intrusion into this world of quiet violence turns only god…

  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future

    ★★★★½

    loved this!!! the way it submerges you into the deadpan clinical tone of his prior two in a more sci-fi context before only showing its hand, and thus its newly-distinct emotional core, in the last half hour is stunningly adept. probably the best thing cronenberg’s made in the 21st century. the real crime of the future is that there’s no uk release date for this in the future

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  • Happy Together

    Happy Together

    ★★★★★

    chungking express is like being hugged, in the mood for love is like being spun around, and this is like being viciously and repeatedly punched in the face so of course i think this is his best film.

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    (tw brief mentions of sexual and physical violence in the review, which is a given considering the film's subject matter)

    in gregg araki's the doom generation, it states itself to be a "heterosexual film", to the point where it intentionally gives a vicious, hellish course-correction when its two male protagonists come close to a sexual encounter—nazis draped in american flags brutalise the heroic trio, leaving only two alive and speechless in an america now drained of colour and queerness. the…