✨ christie ✨

✨ christie ✨

woman who does shit (sometimes) and doesn't do shit (other times)

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  • *Corpus Callosum

    *Corpus Callosum

    ★★★★★

    the glow of cyber-capital, so radiant and seductive

  • Tusk

    Tusk

    ★★★★★

    My favourite film of all time. Love this freaky little walrus guy

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  • The Stunt Double

    The Stunt Double

    fuck damien chazelle for plagiarising my cinematic manifesto "DOGME 19" and using it for capitalistic purposes

    THE NEW CINEMATIC MOVEMENT
    DOGME 19
    BROUGHT INTO EXISTENCE BY CHRISTIE

    THE ERA OF CAPITALIST CINEMA IS DEAD, SOON THESE TWELVE NEW RULES WILL ARISE TO ENSURE A REVOLUTIONARY CINEMA.

    1. THE CAMERA MUST NOT MOVE AT ANY POINT
    2. ALL MUSIC MUST BE COPYRIGHTED MUSIC USED WITHOUT PROPER LEGAL RIGHTS
    3. THE FIRST LINE OF THE FILM MUST BE QUIETLY REPEATED ON LOOP…

  • Totally Fucked Up

    Totally Fucked Up

    ★★★★★

    "Mel Gibson:
    homophobe a-hole"
    is the best intertitle a film has ever had, or will ever have.