Ready Player One

Ready Player One ★★★

Okay so geek circlejerk yadda yadda I heard spielberg tore the script, threw the shreds out the window, turned around and asked an intern who just started last week "what's that game that you younglings are so obsessed about these days" the intern said "oh god The Steven Spielberg is talking to me" then spielberg slammed his fist on the table and shouted "O V E R W A T C H" yeah whatever but the action sequences got me HYPED I'm not gonna lie, especially the first race challenge which is one hell of a way to start a film, that's why I can proudly say I enjoyed this even though at one point this Toshiro dude sat down and meditated for a solid ten minutes, opened his eyes and declared "I choose gundam!!" (pronounced "gun damn" for you gaijins) then transformed into RX78-2, that's like saying every pokemon is a pikachu it's such a mom thing to do fuuuuuck -- [mic gets cut off]

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