"In that moment I didn't feel love.... I Became Love." (!)
Oh my god, you guys? This is not a drill.
It's worse than Gigli.
Worse than Crossroads.
Worse than - and I do not say this lightly! - worse than Love, Actually.
Someone has finally gone and done it. A group of people, in fact - Oscar-winners half of them.
They've banded together to create - indeed, to excrete:
The Single Worst Film Ever Made.