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  • Widows

    Widows

    ★★★★

    Give me the first 3/4 of Widows and the last 1/4 of Ocean’s 8 for the perfect heist movie. 

    Honestly though, Widows was terrific. So many good performances.

    My biggest issue: how did they not use Elizabeth Debucki’s height as a plot point? She’s like a foot taller than everyone around her at all times.

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    ★★★½

    I liked it, but the horse dicks weren't the only things too long.

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  • Starship Troopers

    Starship Troopers

    ★★★★½

    There's a scene where a soldier gets snatched up by a flying bug and the commanding officer watches as the bug appears to sodomize the soldier with it's bug dick. Cool movie, 4.5 stars.

  • mother!

    mother!

    ★★★★★

    I feel like I can only give this 5 stars or 1. I'm going with my gut even though it's stupid and I hate it.