Give me the first 3/4 of Widows and the last 1/4 of Ocean’s 8 for the perfect heist movie. 

Honestly though, Widows was terrific. So many good performances.

My biggest issue: how did they not use Elizabeth Debucki’s height as a plot point? She’s like a foot taller than everyone around her at all times.

I liked it, but the horse dicks weren't the only things too long.

There's a scene where a soldier gets snatched up by a flying bug and the commanding officer watches as the bug appears to sodomize the soldier with it's bug dick. Cool movie, 4.5 stars.

I feel like I can only give this 5 stars or 1. I'm going with my gut even though it's stupid and I hate it.