★★ Watched 24 May, 2018
A stop-motion feature from Aardman about football origins should be the Mike-iest movie ever, but it’s awfully lacking, oftenly lethargic and plodding.
★★★ Watched 20 May, 2018
I laughed when the guy in red made meta jokes. There is violence that is over-the-top and a story that has plot points.
★ Watched 28 Apr, 2018
Never has the costly weight and tragedy of death been so nominal and light. Come back soon to see it all undone. But I guess that’s why these movies have so much appeal: oh death, where is your sting?
½ Watched 20 Nov, 2017
Motherbox. Sounds like the ultimate Oedipal wish fulfillment, no?
As visually vomitous as it is narratively incompetent, Justice League is worthless and complete garbage. Filmmaking? What “filmmaking”? Every person involved should be ashamed.