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  • Free Solo

    Free Solo


    Kind of a blah doc, so I guess my time wasn’t free nor left alone now was it, movie?!

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald


    Grimes of Grindelsnatch

    I apologize for nothing.

  • High Flying Bird

    High Flying Bird



  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw


    All art is dangerous.

    Pop-art is the worst.

  • Bumblebee




    Ah, shit son, did you see Bee fuck up that Decepticon with its own missile?!!?

  • Green Book

    Green Book


    More movies about the evils of racism, please.

  • Cold War

    Cold War


    Art as proletariat linguistics; film as peasant expression. Never mind its native tongue. If it’s moving, it’s been “born in the field of slavery...the music of pain, harm and humiliation. If it was uplifting, it was always through tears.”

  • They Shall Not Grow Old

    They Shall Not Grow Old


    Restorative clarity brings the dead past back to vivid life, while exposing the endless futility of human existence.

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    Hippie dippy shit.

  • At the Circus

    At the Circus



  • Vice



    It’s like going to a cover-band show where the band is out of time, playing the wrong notes, the singer keeps forgetting the lyrics, but people are lauding it because the band has a “message.” Well, you can stuff your message in a sack. 

    Sophomoric, juvenile, student film.

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite


    At the end, after all matter dissolves, what’s left are representations of a human experience in a symbolic order.