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  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels


    i’ve never wanted to be a can of coca-cola so badly.

  • American Psycho

    American Psycho


    sorry if i’m unavailable to hang out it’s just that i have to return some video tapes.

Recent reviews

  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water


    *plays Trouty Mouth by Santana Lopez to get the mood going*

  • Antebellum



    this sucks because the acting was truly amazing. i didn’t really know what the plot twist was i felt like everything seemed very clear from the trailers. the concept and metaphor of the film was good just poorly executed. i feel like they focused so much on the wow factor, which is why i think they did the whole 3 act setting but it just didn’t work.

Popular reviews

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    Kill Bill: Vol. 1


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    charlie brown and the single hufflepuff who destroyed the whole umbrella academy in under an hour.

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman


    idk like as a female barista the part that bothered me was the scene of her just chilling leaning reading a book and bitting on a straw like girl i wishhh. so 0/5 for the inaccuracy besides that 4/5 for the movie as a whole.

    (sent from my iphone during my shift atm)