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  • RoboCop
  • To Live and Die in L.A.
  • The Fan
  • Catchfire

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  • The Fog

  • [REC]²

    ★★★½

  • Bones and All

    ★★★

  • You Cannot Kill David Arquette

    ★★★½

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  • New York Ninja

    New York Ninja

    ★★★★

    Why is Tuner Classic Movies streaming this? Whyyyyyyy? So many F words. Plus it's VINNY SYNNY! Like it's freakin' made by Vinegar Syndrome Productions! It even says so in the credits. Omg. Well I aint complaining! LET'S DIVE IN!

    (EDIT: Now it’s on Showtime!)

    Damn this was great! Perfect mixture of 80s cheese, martial arts, 80s music, siq synth scores, hilariously bad dubbing (my favorite), ninjas on roller skates (!), nasty early 80s NYC (my favorite setting), melty dudes, practical…

  • Deadly Force

    Deadly Force

    ★★★½

    WINGS! I ❤️ WINGS. Wings Hauser rules! I’m trying to watch all of his movies. I got really pissed off that one time recently when people mistakenly said online he was dead.

    Luckily I found this one online. I had wanted to see it for a while, and voila I found it today! So I dove in. The cover art is so badass. New York Knicks and Mets colors!

    Wings plays an ex-cop named Stony Cooper. He’s out for revenge…

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  • The Fog

    The Fog

    Fog this movie. It sucks. This movie should go fog itself. 

    From the director of Blank Check (1994). Hahaha. Also this movie ruined his career as a director. Yikes! 

    “Though credited as producer, John Carpenter described his involvement thusly: ‘I come in and say hello to everybody. Go home.’”

    You know how in the original movie, Adrienne Barbeau plays a radio DJ named Stevie Wayne? Well Selma Blair has her role in this remake. And the first band she plays on her radio show in the movie? 

    Fall Out Boy. Ewwwww 2005! You nasty.

  • [REC]²

    [REC]²

    ★★★½

    Not as good as the first one. But it still had some scares. But it felt like I was watching someone play a video game the whole time I watched this one.

    Those SWAT guys were really hesitant to use their guns (BORING).

    Have I ever told you how much I dislike fast zombies?

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  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★

    "Armie Hammer's Favorite Movie."

    Timmy serving us that Emo Sad Boi.

    Sully's a Bully! (and an Incel).

    This could be a Lifetime ® movie.

    This was fun to look at and I liked the soundtrack, but there really wasn't much else to SINK your TEETH into IMO.

    You know your movie is COOL AS HELL when you got KISS, JOY DIVISION, and NEW ORDER in it!

    "Right up my Alley."

    This movie was too long.

  • Endless Love

    Endless Love

    ★★½

    OK so this movie sucks, but it has a few good scenes and let me tell you why I bothered to even put it on shall I? I am on a quest to see all the James Spaders ever, and this was his first movie! TALK ABOUT A YOUNG SPADER AMIRITE??? It also didn't hurt that it is a young Brooke Shields movie, and this is also the first movie for young Tom Cruise! He has one little scene in…