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  • Bumblebee


    Are you fucking kidding me with the reviews on this shit? Are we so desperate for faux ET entertainment that we’ll really accept this barely assembled hot mess nonsense? Fuck that. Literally Michael Bay makes better movies and that’s saying something.

  • Donnie Darko

    Donnie Darko


    This has aged incredibly well

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  • Mary Poppins Returns

    Mary Poppins Returns


    Very, very good but ultimately not great despite an almost flawless third act. It's too bad you can feel all of the effort that went into making it seem effortless and effervescent. Blunt's about the only living actress who could manage to carry this off (aside from maybe Amy Adams who still should've received an Oscar nom for ENCHANTED, a breakthrough performance I compared to Julie Andrews in MARY POPPINS upon its own release), but there's a slight edge that…

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    FUCK. YES. Amazing action. Furthering of Ethan Hunt's personal story but not overwhelmed by grandiose mythologizing. Miraculously feels as grounded as possible given how that's literally the opposite of the title. A remarkable action movie.

    Dolby CInema.