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  • Licence to Kill

    Licence to Kill

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “You could have had everything.”


    “Don't you want to know why?”

    Imagine being a trained killer for her Majesty's secret service, your handsome, suave, sophisticated. You travel to exotic locations where beautiful woman want to suck your dick. Everything is going so well, until a ruthless drug lord [with really bad skin] tortures your best friend, murders his bride and feeds him to fucking sharks! You want revenge, but M is short for moron and he tells you to stay…

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “I am an emissary of hell! And I shall fight this great evil in the name of all spiders!”

    The film is called "Homecoming" because when its over the audience feels like the homecoming queen who’s been savagely beaten, raped and murdered by the high school football team, then sodomized by the janitor and left in a ditch by the side of the road, wrapped in plastic and electrical tape. This is not a Spiderman movie, it's a sex crime.…

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  • Aliens

    Aliens

    ★★★★★

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    “I think, in terms of actual technique, its crude compared to films that are made now, but, I think, in terms of storytelling, it’s as good as I’ll probably ever be, which is what film making is all about. It’s about the people. It’s about the relationships. Of course, then they made the third film and killed everybody.” 
    — James Cameron

    57 years after the events of the first film, Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) is found and awakened from hyper sleep…

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “I met him, fifteen years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding; and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind…