This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
“You could have had everything.”
“Don't you want to know why?”
Imagine being a trained killer for her Majesty's secret service, your handsome, suave, sophisticated. You travel to exotic locations where beautiful woman want to suck your dick. Everything is going so well, until a ruthless drug lord [with really bad skin] tortures your best friend, murders his bride and feeds him to fucking sharks! You want revenge, but M is short for moron and he tells you to stay…