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  • Aftermath

    Aftermath

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “Crashing these planes...with no survivors!"

    Wow, that was boring. Aftermath is basically just The Crossing Guard only instead of a devastating car crash, theres a devastating plane crash. The premise is interesting and there's some great acting from Arnold Schwarzenegger and Scoot McNairy, but the film doesn’t have enough of the right kind of build up or payoff that it should have. It was like watching Collateral Damage again, only without any of the excitement and the ending is extremely…

  • The Void

    The Void

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “How 'bout this Cthulhu. You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your tentacles down your throat and I'll shut it for you.” 

    This film fucking sucked. The story is about as baseless, faded and nonexistent as people in the McFly family photograph towards the end of Back to the Future. The special effects look very cheap and stiff. I appreciate practical effects, but theres an art to shooting that shit and less is more. The film has almost no character…

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  • Aliens

    Aliens

    ★★★★★

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    “I think, in terms of actual technique, its crude compared to films that are made now, but, I think, in terms of storytelling, it’s as good as I’ll probably ever be, which is what film making is all about. It’s about the people. It’s about the relationships. Of course, then they made the third film and killed everybody.” 
    — James Cameron

    57 years after the events of the first film, Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) is found and awakened from hyper sleep…

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★★

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    “I met him, fifteen years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding; and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind…