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  • The Big Short

    The Big Short

    ★★★★

    Financial stuff is fucking terrifying. There are too many acronyms and I really REALLY don’t like the thought that the reason I can say “I have $10 in my pocket” is because some dick(s) far away allowed me to think I have what is worth, in some cases, roughly $10 in my pocket. Bartering system or bust, quit this Wall Street bullshit. Catch me out here buying my first home in cash if I don’t blow all of it on avocado toast first. HaHA
    (Stale meme well timed? I don’t think I even count as a millennial and I hate avocado but ehh)

  • Always Shine

    Always Shine

    ★★★★

    Idk what exactly this was about but there is literally nothing more terrifying than watching women be mean to each other because that’s like a Unique brand of stressful I think this movie captured beautifully to the point where I could identify “oh, that’s the same spot in my guts that is only activated by passive aggression, good job movie. Also ow”

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  • Rhythm 21

    Rhythm 21

    Y’ever seen a square, son?
    Y’ever seen a hundred of em?

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I can’t believe I forgot to log this right when I watched it. Because I. Loved. This. Hoooo boy. 

    This review will be a list of things I liked followed by one singular grievance that prevented this from being a 5 star experience. 

    First things first, let it be said that this film basically solved all the issues I had with the 1977 version. Why is it set in a ballet school if we don’t see any dancing? Why is…