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  • Funeral Parade of Roses
  • I-Be Area
  • The Last Movie
  • King Lear

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  • The Wrong Ferarri

    ★★★★½

  • Metal Detector Maniac

    ★★★★

  • Heat

    ★★★★½

  • Postal

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  • Metal Detector Maniac

    Metal Detector Maniac

    ★★★★

    i have never seen a film more accurate to my lived experience

  • Heat

    Heat

    ★★★★½

    ranked number one on the Top Ten Movies To Watch With Your Dad In A Hotel Room In Middleborough Massachusetts

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  • Saving Private Ryan

    Saving Private Ryan

    ★★

    spielberg manages to take the last war america was involved in that was beneficial and morally right for them to be in and somehow make even that pathetically shallow and jingoistic. this is a film that has no idea what it is trying to say and ends up saying nothing. it can't tell if it wants to be "brutally realistic" or have the charm and humanism of classic american war films, and doesn't have the fortitude to declare if war…

  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    ★★★★

    in 1977 a profoundly oblivious idiot savant bumbles his way into creating one of the biggest movie franchises of all time and becomes a millionaire, comes back to it in the late 90s/early 00s and makes two more pretty unequivocally horrible entries that sell a hell of a lot more toys and becomes a billionaire. here he finds himself at the top of his mountain and realizes that he finally has all the resources and momentum in the world to…