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  • Funeral Parade of Roses
  • The Brown Bunny
  • The Last Movie
  • At Land

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  • Out of the Blue

    ★★★★★

  • Road to Nowhere

  • The Getaway

    ★★★★

  • The Batman

    ★★★★

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  • The Scary of Sixty-First

    The Scary of Sixty-First

    ★★

    its like an epic youtube sketch from 2019 stretched over an hour and a half. it isnt scary it isnt funny, its just trite and played out and a real fuckin chore. im sorry, dasha seems nice and all, i dont know much about her, but she shouldnt be the second best actor in the film shes directing and her lead the worst.

    some parts were shot really nicely, namely outdoors at night stuff and the crystal shop, but others…

  • Saving Private Ryan

    Saving Private Ryan

    ★★

    spielberg manages to take the last war america was involved in that was beneficial and morally right for them to be in and somehow make even that pathetically shallow and jingoistic. this is a film that has no idea what it is trying to say and ends up saying nothing. it can't tell if it wants to be "brutally realistic" or have the charm and humanism of classic american war films, and doesn't have the fortitude to declare if war…