• Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear

    ★★★

    I liked the part with the bear and the cocaine

  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story

    ★★★★★

    Me tearing up as the plane takes off

    More like crying

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★½

    Daniel Craig playing among us in the bathtub 

    Think about it

  • 2046

    2046

    ★★★★★

    “Love is all a matter of timing. It's no good meeting the right person too soon or too late. If I'd lived in another time or place... my story might have had a very different ending.“

    Wong Kar-Wai, you’ve done it again. You’ve made me feel a lot of things.

  • The Player

    The Player

    ★★★★½

    Tim Robbins gets me hot

  • The Descent

    The Descent

    ★★★★½

    Left a chick speechless, this is a good movie.

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★★

    Makes the new avatar look like a piece of shit, this cat is cool as fuck.

  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    ★★★★★

    I look forward to watching this movie on Christmas Eve every year more than anything else, simply perfect.

  • A Christmas Story Christmas

    A Christmas Story Christmas

    ★★½

    why does he sound like a monster

  • I'll Be Home for Christmas

    I'll Be Home for Christmas

    ★★★★

    The best worst Christmas movie ever

  • Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

    Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

    ★★★★

    The first time I watched this movie I fell asleep and woke up when all the naked Santa’s were running towards the child and I was like “what the fuck is happening” with that being said I really enjoy this movie.

  • The Christmas Chronicles

    The Christmas Chronicles

    ★★★½

    This movie would be a lot better without those fucking elves