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Bound 1996
Oh sure let me just be hot Gina Gershon covered in drain goo and make out with goddess Jennifer Tilly. If I was covered in anything from a drain my husband would run the other way. Lesbians just go harder. They shoot people, they have multipurpose earrings, and they ooze sex. They're so hot and I'm ridiculously jealous.
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Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014
Aside from the jaw-dropping church scene which I could watch many times, the rest is just very hollow. It's almost like Austin Powers with the absurd Samuel L. Jackson villain, beyond stale end of the world plot, and extremely dated humor. The entire film is also aggressively sexist for some bizarre reason, with dashes of racism sprinkled throughout. It's marketed to be likable and I can see why many people fell for that but I think that was production's only goal here. Alas, Taron Egerton is so insanely cute I will commit to watching the sequels. I mean, it can only go up from here, right?
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Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed 2021
I wanted this to be more "Did you know Bob Ross murdered 33 people and called them happy accidents?!" than "Here's an old lady in 1985 who fucked over Bob Ross and is remarkably still alive almost 40 years later."
