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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    When I saw the page 28 in the painting.....oh man. Chills.Β That final shot is my favorite of 2019, possibly ever. The emotion summed up in that shot captures the entire fucking movie. The two leads are phenomenal. Utter perfection. Absolutely gorgeous. Reminds me a little of Barry Lyndon visually, everything shot could be a painting. There’s so much more I could say bu you just need to go see this.

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire


    This is my 2nd viewing so I’m gonna use this review to just ramble off some thoughts as they come to my head the next few days as I decompress what I just witnessed (again).Β 

    More like Masterpiece of A Lady on Fire. Like holy fuck can we get more of this? Men can you just stop and devote your time and energy to getting more of this.Β 

    I loved it even more the second time. I don’t think I…

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  • I Am Number Four

    I Am Number Four

    I got a Facebook memory that I went and saw this film 3 times in one week back during this week in 2011 and it was apparently my favorite movie ever? Oh god.

  • Short Term 12

    Short Term 12


    Had to rewatch it again this morning. So wholesome ❀️

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    If someone had just told me that Jordan Peele was directing the new Purge movie, I could have saved $12. The only thing it had going for it was the more technical elements which were solid and I liked the score. Lupita was good too. Other than that, this was a damn mess and whatever philosophical element they were trying to push was lost in corny jokes, lack of any real thrill, tropes, and a stupid twist. This is going…

  • Cold War

    Cold War


    Why oh why couldn’t this have been twice as long?

    Cinematography: A
    Score: A
    Story: A
    Editing: D-

    We needed more depth, more character building.Β 

    Overall, I loved this, it was just needed more time setting the table that simply can’t be provided at this length.

    I do hate to only talk about the negative in this review, so I’ll add that the 4:3 and B&W really do add a lot to the movie (and this is coming from…